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Bastards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rrmmvi.png</image:loc><image:title>RRM&amp;MVI</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-06T22:40:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2015/06/30/magical-mystery-puppy-mill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/longdistance1.png</image:loc><image:title>LongDistance</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/longdistance.png</image:loc><image:title>LongDistance</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mmpm.png</image:loc><image:title>MMPM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-01T06:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2015/06/29/the-nicest-motherfucker/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-30T07:26:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/all-tags/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-30T06:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2014/12/24/999/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/jellyfishcoach.png</image:loc><image:title>JellyfishCoach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img_20141217_015125-e1419392499506.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20141217_015125</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T06:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/04/01/connection-interrupted/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-30T04:56:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2014/12/11/fairgrounds-for-dismissal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tarofair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TaroFair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T04:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/1842/06/27/text-matters-temp/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-27T16:57:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/1842/06/26/907/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-27T16:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/about/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-27T00:59:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2014/06/20/time-to-dust-off-the-ol-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/solong.png</image:loc><image:title>SoLong</image:title><image:caption>And by days, I mean months.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-20T22:41:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/how-not-to-screw-up-writing-a-gender-neutral-society/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/genderequalfasile-charascel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fasile Charascel</image:title><image:caption>Not just a pretty...interesting character.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/annie-lennox.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Annie Lennox. Mroooow.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T01:17:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/09/04/fallen-london-is-a-lousy-sandwich/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fallenveilgarden.png</image:loc><image:title>FallenVeilgarden</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fallencounter.png</image:loc><image:title>FallenCounter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/delicioussandwich.png</image:loc><image:title>'BLT Sandwich + Fries' by punctuated on Flickr, used under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic License</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T22:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/tom-of-gameland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/maybe.png</image:loc><image:title>Cable and Deadpool</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, Cable. You were too damn tall for this picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/marneus-calgar.png</image:loc><image:title>Marneus Calgar</image:title><image:caption>To get the full affect, picture this guy naked. Now stop clawing at your face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/skinnyfalloutbutch.png</image:loc><image:title>SkinnyFalloutButch</image:title><image:caption>The scrawniest dude in Skyrim is an average Wastelander, but the most muscular woman...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/morrobliviskyrim.png</image:loc><image:title>MorrObliviSkyrim</image:title><image:caption>Morrowind, 2002. Oblivion, 2006. Skyrim, 2011 (bulkiest male build).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/maxplank3.png</image:loc><image:title>Max Plank</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T21:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/08/29/reject-review-command-conquer-renegade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rrccrenegade.png</image:loc><image:title>RRC&amp;CRenegade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/havoccreep.png</image:loc><image:title>HavocCreep</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T23:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/08/24/why-thief-4-needs-to-be-a-reboot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/thiefsignopen.png</image:loc><image:title>ThiefSignOpen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/maxbitter.png</image:loc><image:title>MaxBitter</image:title><image:caption>Still bitter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/thiefcity.png</image:loc><image:title>ThiefCity</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/thiefwanted.png</image:loc><image:title>ThiefWanted</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-24T18:23:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/07/04/reject-review-celtic-kings-rage-of-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/amazingbirdhat.png</image:loc><image:title>AmazingBirdhat</image:title><image:caption>Like Moist von Lipwig’s tasteless older brother.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/deadbride.png</image:loc><image:title>DeadBride</image:title><image:caption>Some animator out there thought ‘what this dying woman really needs is lovingly rendered nipples’.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/stalkingdruids.png</image:loc><image:title>StalkingDruids</image:title><image:caption>Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m violating the druids’ restraining order.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rrceltickings.png</image:loc><image:title>RRCelticKings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T19:09:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/06/20/reject-review-singles-2-triple-trouble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/pussymagnet.png</image:loc><image:title>PussyMagnet</image:title><image:caption>Maybe it's that this is the closest thing the game has to a pretty-boy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/targetacquired.png</image:loc><image:title>TargetAcquired</image:title><image:caption>If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me put my hand down your jeans?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rrsingles2.png</image:loc><image:title>RRSingles2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-20T19:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/05/21/peter-molyneux-is-pretty-alright/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/molyneuxtears.png</image:loc><image:title>MolyneuxTears</image:title><image:caption>Pictured here: a monster thirsting for your anguished tears.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T17:58:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/04/23/sit-down-shut-up-stop-whining-a-letter-to-publishers-about-used-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sdsusw.png</image:loc><image:title>SDSUSW</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T22:22:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/04/03/thief-4-trailer-still-remarkably-unlike-assassins-creed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/garrettshoes.png</image:loc><image:title>GarrettShoes</image:title><image:caption>Like a fucking ballerina, baby.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-03T00:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/project-zomboid-review-dying-is-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/panickeddude.png</image:loc><image:title>PanickedDude</image:title><image:caption>This guy is suffering Extreme Panic, Bleeding, Injured, and Agony. Life is not kind on a claustrophobic agoraphobic hypochondriac.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/zombiehorde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZombieHorde</image:title><image:caption>I’m sorry, Joseph. That unreturned DVD wasn’t worth &lt;em&gt;this&lt;/em&gt;.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/charactercreation.png</image:loc><image:title>CharacterCreation</image:title><image:caption>Caption: Zombies: 1. Deaf, mal-coordinated gym bunny: 0.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/projectzomboidtitle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Project Zomboid Menu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T18:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2013/03/06/thief-4-screenshots-maintaining-cohesion-though-design/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thiefphoto1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>compoundbow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thiefphoto3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clocktower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thiefphoto6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rooftops</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thiefphoto4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ThiefPhoto4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thiefphoto8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ThiefPhoto8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T23:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/ubisoft-thinks-pc-gamers-are-thieving-bastards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/supermanearth.png</image:loc><image:title>Superman Earth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/backstab.png</image:loc><image:title>BackStab</image:title><image:caption>A knife in the back? How appropriate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/iamalivelogo.png</image:loc><image:title>I Am Alive logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T01:07:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/budget-review-evil-genius/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/evilgenius.png</image:loc><image:title>EvilGenius</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T00:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/the-thief-4-demo-reel-makes-me-happy-in-my-pants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/thief4birdroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thief 4 Concept Art</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-23T09:51:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/wonderbook-the-little-preview-that-could-but-didnt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/horriblehistories.png</image:loc><image:title>Horrible Histories</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/diggsnightcrawler.png</image:loc><image:title>Diggs Nightcrawler</image:title><image:caption>Dub-a-dee-dub-a-di, dub-a-dee-dub-a-di.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wonderbook.png</image:loc><image:title>Wonderbook</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T13:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/eastercon-2012-a-write-up-from-the-hotel-bar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/galaxyquest.png</image:loc><image:title>GalaxyQuest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T00:07:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/why-skyrim-is-a-stormcloak-in-a-teacup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hikingbrochure.png</image:loc><image:title>HikingBrochure</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/greyquarter.png</image:loc><image:title>Grey Quarter</image:title><image:caption>SCREW THOSE ELVE - Oh, you’re an Altmer? You be havin’ a good day, now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pilgrimpathawesome.png</image:loc><image:title>Pilgrim Path Awesome</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pilgrimpathbland.png</image:loc><image:title>Pilgrim Path Bland</image:title><image:caption>Yup, that thar’s a mystical pathway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/skyrimmap.png</image:loc><image:title>Skyrim Map</image:title><image:caption>Blue is Mistvale Keep to Lower Steepfall Barrow. White is Deepfall Crossing to Yngol Barrow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/eyeofmagnus.png</image:loc><image:title>Eye Of Magnus</image:title><image:caption>Magnus had only got one...circular body-part...the other, is in the Mage’s...residence.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T00:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/skyrim-review-its-problems-are-legion-for-they-are-many/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stormyskiesahead.png</image:loc><image:title>StormySkiesAhead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bulkyorctinybosmer.png</image:loc><image:title>BulkyOrcTinyBosmer</image:title><image:caption>Muscular Orc chick. Scrawny Bosmer dude. Are you shitting me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/anynordtomb.png</image:loc><image:title>Any Nord Tomb</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what location this picture is even from. I have dozens just like it, from a wide variety of quests.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T00:02:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/singleplayer-isnt-dying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/graveyard.png</image:loc><image:title>Graveyard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T00:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/narrative-kinks-surprisingly-safe-for-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/svd.png</image:loc><image:title>Spikey Van Dykey</image:title><image:caption>She and S.T.A.L.K.E.R have a Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell arrangement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/booksteps.png</image:loc><image:title>BookSteps</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/ubisoft-wouldnt-hit-you-if-you-didnt-make-him-angry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/piracy.png</image:loc><image:title>Piracy</image:title><image:caption>Errol Flynn: nicking it old-school.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ubisoftlogo1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ubisoft Logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/ubisoftlogo.png</image:loc><image:title>UbisoftLogo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/indie-games-cant-move-forward-if-theyre-always-looking-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/indiepotentialbobble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bobble</image:title><image:caption>No hate, Dungeon Defenders, but your heads are magnificent in their rotundity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/indiepotentialcoins.png</image:loc><image:title>Coins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net/2012/10/07/playing-without-playfulness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pwopjohn-henry-fuseli-the-nightmare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Henry Fuseli - The Nightmare</image:title><image:caption>You’ve got to be cruel to be accurate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://venividivelcro.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pwoutpruler.png</image:loc><image:title>PWoutPRuler</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://venividivelcro.net</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2023-11-23T09:51:35+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
